Foul Beast: Kenyan Man Humps Chicken Into Coma

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A man from the Nyeri Municipality of Kenya’s Central Highlands has been picked up by the local constabulary for, er, defiling a fowl. In more graphic terms, he gave it to the chicken till the poor thing lost its avian mind. See Exhibits A (for ‘animal’, as in beastly human) and B (for ‘bird’, as in traumatised feathered friend) below.

Look at the human vermin, all shamefaced in his Blue Band tee. Unilever won’t like this, neither will PETA.

Of note: Current state of fowl uncomfirmed. Flesh presumed unsuitable for consumption.

Footage via NTV Kenya

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